[Spoken Intro: Mark Tootle]
We're gonna do a tune for you this--an old, old, it’s a real oldie. It's called "Over Under Sideways Down."

[Intro]
Hey!
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[Verse 1]
Cars and girls are easy to come by in this day and age
Laughing, joking, drinking, smoking, 'til I’ve spent my wage
When I was young, people spoke of immorality
All the things they said were wrong are what I want to be

[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Over, under, sideways, down
(Hey!)
Backwards, forwards, square, and round
(Hey!)
Over, under, sideways, down
(Hey!)
Backwards, forwards, square, and round
When will it end?
When will it end?
[Hook]
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[Verse 2]
I find comments about my looks irrelativity
I think I'll go and have some fun 'cause it's all for free
I'm not looking for a reason to enjoy myself
Seems it's better done than argue with somebody else

[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Over, under, sideways, down
(Hey!)
Backwards, forwards, square, and round
(Hey!)
Over, under, sideways, down
(Hey!)
Backwards, forwards, square, and round
When will it end?
When will it end?

[Hook]
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Over, under, sideways, down
(Hey!)
Backwards, forwards, square, and round
(Hey!)
Over, under, sideways, down
(Hey!)
Backwards, forwards, square, and round
(Hey!)
Over, under, sideways, down
(Hey!)
Backwards, forwards, square, and round
(Hey!)
Over, under, sideways, down
(Hey!)
Backwards, forwards, square, and round

[Guitar Solo]
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[Outro]
Oh, look out!