[Intro: Ponderosa Twins Plus One & Squidward Tentacles]
B-B-B-B-Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love
Uh-huh, squiddy

[Refrain: Agc.Andy]
All them other squids lame, and you know it now
When a real squid hold you down, you s’posed to drown

[Chorus: Ponderosa Twins Plus One, Squidward Tentacles & Agc.Andy]
Bound to fall in love (Bound)
B-B-B-B-Bound to fall in love (Bound)
Uh huh, squiddy

[Verse 1: Agc.Andy]
What you doing in the Krab on a Thursday?
She says she only here for a fish’s birthday
Underwater but they still look thirsty
Bought a Krabby Patty but she still look hungry
I know I got a bad reputation
Walk-around-always-mad reputation
Leave-a-sponge-out-crying reputation
Play the clarinet, loud reputation
I turnt the Krabby Patty out of the basement
I’ll turn the boat around, your ass keep complainin’
How you gon’ be mad on vacation?
Dutty wining ‘round all these planktons
Uh, this that starfish
This that dumb-as-hell-act-dope-bizarre shit
Got-a-jellyfish-all-in-the-jar shit
Sandy Cheeks, yeah, you can hit my line, bitch
[Bridge: Shathecrow & Squidward Tentacles]
I know your tired of grubbin’, of grubbin’
At The Chum Bucket, The Chum Buck- (Uh huh, squiddy)

[Chorus: Agc.Andy, Ponderosa Twins Plus One & Squidward Tentacles]
Close your eyes and let the word paint a thousand pictures
One good squirrel is worth a thousand fishes
Bound (Bound to fall in love)
Bound (B-B-B-B-Bound to fall in love)
Uh huh, squiddy

[Verse 2: Agc.Andy]
I wanna fuck you hard till I ink
After that, give you somethin’ to drink
Step back, can’t get ink on the sink
I mean damn, what would The Krusty Krab think?
Hey, you remember when we first met?
Okay, you was runnin’ with the fish nets
And ayy, jellyfishing is the first step
And ayy, you know ain’t no squid perfect
And ayy, with the squids I got the worst rep
But hey, their backstroke I’m tryna perfect
And ayy, you know we made it: Thanksgivin’
So hey, maybe we can make it to Christmas
She asked me what I wished for on my wishlist
Have you ever asked your fish for other fishes?
Maybe, we could still make it to the church steps
But first, you gon’ remember how to forget
After all these long-ass verses
I’m tired, your tired, Squidward wept
[Bridge: Shathecrow]
I know your tired of grubbin’, of grubbin’
At The Chum Bucket, The Chum Bucket
So let’s grab some money, some eight Krabby Patties
At The Krusty Krab, The Krusty Krab

[Interlude: Agc.Andy & Squidward Tentacles]
I love you Sandy
Your the finest bitch in Bikini Bottom, Sandy
I wanna nut all over those cheeks, Sandy
I wanna eat them, Sandy
You my Krabby Patty
You my Krabby Patty
Uh huh, Squiddy

[Chorus: Agc.Andy, Ponderosa Twins Plus One & Squidward Tentacles]
Mr. Krabs in the house, watch your mouth
Mr. Krabs in the house, watch your mouth
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love
Uh huh, squiddy