[Hook x2]
Shot of Moët, shot of Cris, shot of Jäger
Slap a hoe, take a piss, smoke a gagger
Cash cheques, have sex on a dirty mattress
And fuck her in the ass without even asking

[Verse 1]
I grab a bottle of Moët and mix with ginger ale
Black the fuck out and probably end up in jail
I'm getting drunk takin' whisky hits
Getting head from frisky chicks
Tell 'em I'm an MC and how I really rip the scripts
Yeah, that's right see I'm rapping it nice
Domestic, imported or even Maxim I'm ice
I'm hardcore when it comes to booze ingesting
Look up in the mirror and seeing who's reflection
I feel like I'm hooked up to a loose connection
Wake up in the morning and I'm all bruised in sections
Wow, was so wasted last night
Looking for places to fight
I'll give you a taste of the mic
And slap your mom in the face
For not raising you right
I'm a sensation of these lyrical equations, alright
Unkle what you talk about
Suck it like a water spout
Dick up in your daughter's mouth
That's the shit I talk about
[Hook x2]
Shot of Moët, shot of Cris, shot of Jäger
Slap a hoe, take a piss, smoke a gagger
Cash cheques, have sex on a dirty mattress
And fuck her in the ass without even asking

[Verse 2]
Gettin' drunk when we chuggin' some shots
And theres a dozen we bought
Alcohol yeah we love it a lot
I walk funny but it's nothin' to watch (Why?)
It's just a mickey tucked in my sock (Oh)
You better have respect
When Merlando steps
Under the (?) deck
Time for me to battle death
My blood alcohol level is .24
But fuck that, 'cause I'm 'a buy 2 more
Now I look for a hooch to molest
And I dance up on her and spill booze on her chest
You got tits, but I ain't fuckin' buyin' shit
You want a drink? Then you're the one buyin' bitch
Actually you can get me one too
Or get me 2
Fuckin' fat bitches let me through
'Cause I know some sluts love us so lets go
Head to the corner store for rubbers and red bulls
[Hook x2]
Shot of Moët, shot of Cris, shot of Jäger
Slap a hoe, take a piss, smoke a gagger
Cash cheques, have sex on a dirty mattress
And fuck her in the ass without even asking

[Verse 3]
Fuck you 1 2
Yes, we here again
Ready to black out
And pound a 40 of gin
Before we begin
Release all my sins
That I make with my pen
I'm so drunk I might be beatin' a kid
I'm well known but not heard
Do not disturb
'Cause after this verse
I'll have you bitches sayin' "word"
(?)'s back bitch
I'm, more addictive than crack
And if you talkin' smack
I'll roll you like a (distorted)
'Cause I'm crazy like that
A ruthless and mean
And drunken machine
A dope fiend
You know what I mean
Dealin' the funk
With Merlando and Unk
I'll lock you in the trunk
Just (?) spittin' the bunk
Makin' it hot under spots
Settin' off smoke detectors
Who's tough enough
To provoke Raw Records
Pass that Moët to make me your protector
Y'all bitches know who controls this sector
[Hook x2]
Shot of Moët, shot of Cris, shot of Jäger
Slap a hoe, take a piss, smoke a gagger
Cash cheques, have sex on a dirty mattress
And fuck her in the ass without even asking