[BENDY]
Come get a look, it's nothing like you've seen
It's my trendy new Bendy Ink Machine
So amazing, it's crazy, believe me, it's true
Allow me to show what my Ink Machine can do

Come take a peek, 'cause nothing else compares
There's no fee, so feel free to stop and stare
From the spout to the sprockets and the bits in between
I'm in love with my Ink Machine

(spoken)
Hmm... productivity is a little low
Maybe we can fix that!

(sung)
Such simple work, it's practically obscene
That I'd choose not to use my Ink Machine
Twice the speed, half the work in a third of the time
Convenience, so genius, it oughta be a crime

Waste's at a low, efficiency is high
Every load's up to code and certified
Sure, there's kinks, quirks, and hiccups
But they're far-flung between
Nonetheless, I still think the best of my Ink Machine
How could one resist this perfectly pristine
Eco-friendly, patent-pending, Bendy Ink Machine?

Here's to my new ink-credible machine
Overclocked, fully stocked, and squeaky clean
No device is as safe nor as sleek in design
No chap's apparatus has half the class of mine

See top-end tech and luxury combined
It's indeed guaranteed to blow your mind
It can speak for itself if you know what I mean
It's my praised and reputed, ink not included
Exclusive Ink Machine!