Come get a look
It's nothing like you've seen
It's my trendy
New bendy
Ink machine
So amazing
It's crazy
Believe me
It's true
Allow me to show
What my ink machine can do
Come take a peak
Cuse there's nothing else compares
There's no fee
So feel free to
Stop
And stare
From the spout
To the sprockets
And the bits in between
I'm in love with my ink machine
Hmm...
Productivity's a little low...
Maybe we can FIX THAT
Such simple work
It's practically obscene
That I choose not to use
My ink machine
Twice the speed!
Half the work!
In a third of the time
Convenient
So genius!
It ought to be a crime
The wastes at a low
The efficiency is high!
Every loads up to code
And certified
Sure there's kinks, quarks, and hiccups
But they're far flung in between
None the less, I still think the
Best of my ink machine
How could one resist this
Perfectly pristine
Eco-friendly
Paten pending
Bendy Ink Machine!
Here's to my new
Ink-credible machine
Over clocked
Fully stocked
And squeaky clean
No device is as safe
Nor as sleek in design
No chaps apparatus
HAS HALF THE CLASS AS MINE
See top-end tech
And luxury combined
It's indeed guaranteed
To BLOW your mind
It can speak for itself
If you know what I mean
It's my praised and reputed
Ink not included
Exclusive
Ink machine