[HILDA BERG, spoken]
You've all probably heard the rumors...

[CAGNEY CARNATION, spoken]
About this plucky little fella named Cuphead!

[CAPTAIN BRINEYBEARD, spoken]
He's coming to collect on our deals with the Devil

[DR. KAHL, spoken]
And we need to stop him!

[HILDA BERG]
Hey! He's comin' this way, so beware

[DJIMMI THE GREAT]
Say, let's shoot him right out of the air!
Hahaha

[BARONESS VON BON BON]
I could put him on icing myself!

[ROOT PACK]
And we three veggies won't be so good for his health!

[GOOPY LE GRANDE]
Let's just smash him!
[CALA MARIA]
Or whack him with a trout! Ah!

[RIBBY & CROAKS]
We could thrash him

[CAPTAIN BRINEYBEARD]
And then pour his insides out!

[ALL]
We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
We're gonna make him die!
We're gonna kill off Cuphead
With a big goodbye!
We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
We're gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today!

[WALLY WARBLES, spoken]
Oh, just wait 'til I get my wings on that Cuphead!

[RUMOR HONEYBOTTOMS, spoken]
I'd like to chip his china…

[BLIND SPECTER]
I'll see that his life is cut short!
[RUMOR HONEYBOTTOMS]
While I call in the cops to come be support!

[BEPPI THE CLOWN]
Why not give him the ride of his life?!

[CAGNEY CARNATION]
Then shank that shnook with a briar as sharp as a knife!

[DR. KAHL]
Let’s use science!

[WERNER WERMAN]
And arm ourselves for war!

[WALLY WARBLES]
Sky-high violence

[WILLY WARBLES]
Is what Cuphead has in store!

[ALL]
We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
We're gonna make him die!

[CALA MARIA]
We're gonna make him fish food!
[WERNER WERMAN]
And then we'll make him fry!

[ALL]
We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
We're gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today!

[HILDA BERG]
One shift of the stars and the tide is sure to turn...

[RIBBY & CROAKS]
Too bad Cuphead's about to lose big!

[GRIM MATCHSTICK]
Three heads will hunt him 'til Cuphead feels the burn

[SALLY STAGEPLAY]
For the rest of his headlining gig!

[KING DICE]
They call me King Dice, 'cause that's who I am!
A royal pain whose diabolical plan
To close some contracts needs a sucker or two
So come on, Cuphead! Kid, I'm talking to you!
Come shake my hand! We got a deal?
Good, cause now it gets real…

[THE DEVIL]
You agreed to my game and you lost!
You accepted the odds, now you'll cough up the cost!
Don't screw with me kid, or I swear
I’ll take my tea from your skull like cheap chinaware!

[PHEARLAP]
Scare him!

[MR. WHEEZY]
Scorch him!

[OL' ETHAN]
Let’s liquify his brains!

[DR. KAHL]
Taze him!

[GRIM MATCHSTICK]
Torch him!

[GOOPY LE GRANDE]
And then bury his remains!

[ALL]
We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
We're gonna make him die!

[SALLY STAGEPLAY]
It's his final curtain!

[BLIND SPECTRE]
And the end is nigh!

[ALL]
We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
We're gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil

[KING DICE]
Is coming due today!

[ALL]
Is coming due today!
Is coming due today!
Is coming due today!

[THE DEVIL]
Is coming due today....