[Verse 1: Samaha Sam]

I'm just a crazy yellow ponkey on a stage
A silly yellow ugly lucky DB-Phage
Such a hot foxy jumpy lady out of cage
D'you really wanna see me when I'm enraged
A guitara is the only thing I need in exchange
Everybody's staring OH!
You look so strange!
I can dance, I can move at my shooting range
I'm crazy psycho monkey and I keep the change

[Chorus]
Gimme wot is sweet not your damned bitter foolish smile
Gimme treat no trick I'll take you for a ride
Gimme wot is sweet not your damned bitter foolish smile
Gimme treat no trick I'll take you for a ride

[Verse 2: Dr Madd Vide]

Trust me I'm a doctor I got what you need
It's a wild and zainy dops a daisy psycho monkey
With the Shaka Ponky wild and funky beat in her feet
Stopping all traffic now, dance in the street
Time fly's so quick, so get up and fly with it
Wings of your feet now flip flap flip it
Now take one of these and call me in the morning
I'm crazy psycho monkey and I keep the change
[Chorus]
Gimme Guitarrrrra!!!

I just need a little sugar
Stop da smile from getting bitter
Give me just a little sugar
Dat cage is my only shelta
I just need a little sugar
Stop da smile from getting bitter
Give me just a little sugar
Dat cage is my only sheltaaaa

[Chorus]
Gimme Guitarrrrra!!!

[Speech: Dr Madd Vide]
Come on! Hold on, I'll do it...