The Unicorns
I Was Born (A Unicorn) [UAPT Version]
Lena Horne is not a unicorn
But she's got a great voice, yeah...

(can't you? I'm not good at the shaking... you do it)

Oh...
We're paper scissors rock (we're crackle pop!)
We're paper scissors rock (crackle pop!)
We want one-ups (not bran flakes!)
We got stirrups (we got the shakes!)

I was born a unicorn
I will die with wings
Oh...

(D-D-Don't you stop believing in me!)

We're paper scissors rock (we're crackle pop!)
We're paper scissors rock (we're crackle pop!)
We want one-ups (not bran flakes!)
(not bran flakes!)

We're not horses (Of course sis,)
We're the unicorns!
(we're the unicorns, oh, we hate horses...)
(Quartz crystals put 'em on your pillow)