[Intro: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
Hey Jinkx!
Oh, hey Sherry
Shalom, bitch
Many Mazels, mama
Alright, that's enough schtick

[Verse 1: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
Of all the Jewish holidays, my favorite one is here
It's closer to my heart than onion bagel, lox, and shmear
If you thought Yam Kippur was fun, hold on to your yarmulkes
Yenta's, yutz', shiksa's, gather 'round for Hanukkah

[Pre-Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
I only sleep with circumcised men, they all come 40% off
Wow

[Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Eight days and nights of joy
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
For girls but not for goys
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Your candle shines so bright
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
A festival of lights

[Post-Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
I did bring Grandmother [?] pudding
Uuughhh

[Verse 2: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon, Both]
Instead of oil we light candles on shiny menorahs
Our stories inspire faith in half-Jews like these old [?]
We're full of wine and latkes by the time night eight is through
And we wish a very happy CHHHanukkah to you

[Pre-Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
Okay, that one went into my eye
Uuughhh
[Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Eight days and nights of joy
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
For girls but not for goys
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Your candle shines so bright
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
A festival of lights

[Post-Chorus: Sherry Vine]
I think I'm choking on the matzah

[Bridge: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
Ohyoyoyoyoy, ohyoyoyoy
Ohyooyoooyoyoyoy
Oooooohhhhhyooooooohhhh
Oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Oy, vey
Shut up!

[Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon] (x2)
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Eight days and nights of joy
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
For girls but not for goys
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
Your candle shines so bright
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah
A festival of lights
[Post-Chorus: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
Oy, bitch, pour me some more Manischevitz
L'chaim!

[Outro: Sherry Vine & Jinkx Monsoon]
Happy Hanukkah
This was a Mitzvah
Next year, we're celebrating at your house
Hah!