Your hair's a mess
(I tried to tease it but I just pissed it off)
Faded polka-dot party dress
(Is that what you are wearing?)
You got a sweat-stained soul
(*sniff* ...earthy)
...and a dirty mind
But I like it!

I like whats on (x10)

Nnnow turn it up!
I don't know why y'all gagging, she brings it to you every season
NOT TODAY, SATAN! NOT ON TODAY!
Trust the Duchess!

Got your pants around your knees
A top so thin everybody sees!
(do you see what I see?)
You sound like last night's breakdown
And you owe the cab!
(Anybody got any coins?)
But I like it!

I like whats on (x10)

Now turn it up!
Jinkx, you owe me some coke
Feeling like pussy, feeling like cunt
(Make way for the queen!)
Feeling like pussy, feeling like cunt
(Make way for the queen!)
Thank you Gia much love girl!

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, honey!
Yeah, we heard that one, you didn't invent it