Fred Schneider:
She's making the brink, kicking the fight
Seizing the day, owning the night
She's taking the wheel, jumping the track
Makes 'em all say...

Jinkx Monsoon and Fred Schneider:
GET BACK!

Jinkx Monsoon:
She's just a girl used to taking the stairs, when she's like that nobody cares
In her too high heels and her too short skirts, keeps her from blocking the jeers and clocking the flirts
She's on her own down to shout it, they just can't stop from talking 'bout it

Fred:
Introducing our newest line of modern woman doll! Sings all by herself when you let her out of the box!

Jinkx:
They say that girl she evil, that's how they know she evil
They say that girl she evil, They say that girl she evil
That's how they know she evil

Jinkx and Fred:
She evil!

Fred:
They want her number but she's caught in the crossfire, she signs a "Thanks for nothing Julie Newmar!"

Jinkx:
The lady does just what she wanna, causing efforts making way like shes a prima donna
Never not the main attraction, the girl can't get no satisfaction!

Fred:
We've secretly replaced his girlfriend with our fresh new brand, Let's see if he can handle a taste this sharp

Jinkx:
They say that girl she evil, that's how they know she evil
They say that girl she evil, They say that girl she evil
That's how they know she evil
Fred:
She is capital E-vil

Jinkx:
They say that girl she evil, that's how they know she evil
They say that girl she evil, They say that girl she evil
That's how they know she evil