[Dela]
It's December oh the splendor of the season known as Christmastime
There's carols and cocoa, blinking bulbs and boughs of pine
We'll sing some. Bells ring some. As we sleigh by through the snow!
Trim the tree and follow me
It's that kind of holiday show

[Jinkx]
It's December- Hey bartender, can I get another vodka?
Here the season [hiccup] just started [hiccup] but I can't take Christmas cheer
So we'll sit some and we'll bitch some 'til the New Year comes and goes
Deck the hall with alcohol-
It's that kind of holiday show

[Overlapping]
[Dela]
Lighting candles, singing carols
Donning now our gay apparel
Jingle belling, our hearts swelling!

[Overlapping]
[Jinkx]
I'm just here to and get paid and get laid
So on with the show

[Both]
Just ignore her and start the choreo!

[Dela]
So surrender to December

[Jinkx]
'Cuz you can't escape the horror

[Dela]
Yeah, watch us

[Jinkx]
Scotch us!
[Dela]
Be flawless!

[Jinkx]
I'm nauseous

[Dela]
How about we stick to water?
So we'll sing some

[Jinkx]
I'm...

[Dela]
Ding-ling some

[Jinkx]
Fine!

[Dela]
With our hearts-

[Jinkx]
And pipes!

[Both]
Aglow!
[Dela]
Jinkx, you can't do drugs on screen

[Jinkx]
It's that kind of holiday show

[Both]
Thank you Jesus
For giving us
Shows each Christmas
That pretty much write themselves

[Overlapping]
[Dela]
It's December oh the splendor of the season known as Christmastime
There's carols and cocoa, blinking bulbs and boughs of pine
We'll sing some. Bells ring some. As we sleigh by through the snow!

[Overlapping]
[Jinkx]
It's December- Hey bartender, can I get vodka here?
The season [hiccup] just started [hiccup] but I can't take Christmas cheer
So we'll sit some and we'll bitch some

[Both]
Until it snows!

[Dela]
Here we come a-wassailing

[Jinkx]
What the fuck is wassailing?

Harsh or tender
Honour of [?]
Either way December
It's time for some kind of holiday show!