[Intro: Juicy J]
Yeah, we high as a junt up in this motherfucker
I'm drinkin some fruit punch
That's Belvedere Vodka and cranberry juice
You know what I'm sayin?
The engineer high, everybody high

[Chorus: Juicy J]
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P

[Verse 1: Juicy J]
Now I'mma go and do it like them white folk do
Get it from the dope man I.O.U
Call two snow bunnies, Tiff and Sue
Menage-Trois awww mane dats cool
What’s in the plastic? Hydro
The hoes that fuck smoke all my dope
Now you the type of n***a, buy a ho a rose
I'm a keep stuffin' coke up her nose
Colombian cartel, pure snow
And take her to the bounce and let her throw some bows
And let her sip syrup and make her body slow
Then take her to a room, make her suck and blow
They act a damn fool with that acid mane
And put it on they tongue then they go insane
I think its kinda wild, they be out the frame
But like the commercial, this is your brain on drugs
What you know about them pill thangs
Have ya runnin' round drinkin listerine
Doing bout a hundred cold switchin' lanes
Take a X pill then ya wanna bang
Get a little freak take her to your home
Stuck ya dick in with no rubber on
Three days later you be on the phone
Tellin' yo doctor "She burnt me, Joe"
That's what you get, unprotected sex
Then you took a pill called Percocet
It might keep you calm but your still erect
Tequila shots keep you in the mix
I know a young n***a out in Hollywood
Who said he got sprung off Dog Food
He stuck a needle in his arm, ouchie-ooh
And then it made him feel like "Aww, cool"
[Chorus: Juicy J]
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P

[Verse 2: Lord Infamous]
Scarecrow is the dictionary table of contents of drugs
If you describe it, I could tell you what the fuck it was
Now if you're itching, very drowsy, you feel very down
That must be heroin, I only sniff that Funkytown
The only marijuana that the Infamous will blow
Is Purple Kush and White Willow or I break down that Dro
Lortabs and Percocets, just before I get to bed
Break out the bag of blow and take about four to the head
Lord must have his medicine, plenty yellow purple syrup
Purest herb, very perved, feel superb, to the curb
Snotting up them railroad tracks, mack having a heart-attack
Take a Xanax, put it back, bitches bout to get attacked
Sometimes I may get down with the crystal methamphetamine
N***as stay up early, I will strain my eyes on them high beams
Lord can't get it? Ain't no such thing of it, I stay high as fuck
Lord should take a piss test, I would melt right through the fucking cup
[Chorus: Juicy J]
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed
Drank, Drank, drank that liquor
Pop them pills, snort that P