[Verse 1]
Pop the block open (wide)
Hella coppers with the choppers pop the shots, hold it (why?)
Lead falling from the sky, bring the shampoo
Fire on your guy, I'm strong as bamboo
Whipping out the pen and pad and jotting down the bullets
Back when I couldn't do pull-ups and my back was major crooked
From the slouch because the blubber would show
Sitting on the couch wishing for lover to go and drop it down

[Hook]
For a player one time, for a player one time (drop it down)
For a player one time, for a player one time (drop it down)
For a player one time, for a player one time
And if you looking for a player, guess you found one
So step aboard the ship 'cause I'm a sailor, so let's sail some

[Verse 2]
Click-clack, I chamber a bullet, pop, dueling with the devil
I'm a cowboy on my own trip, cooking fuel up from the methyl
I'm so old-fashioned with it, hop on a hoss
Shot the sheriff and the deputy and didn't get caught
Didn't get popped
Though Lucy tried a couple times to gun me down
I shot that wet rag, so my blessings found
Now I'm the head of the town