[Verse 1]
My skin browner than mocha
But people I was close to called me yellow, um
Sitting in the classroom, and kids come up to me
And ask what dog tastes like, with noodles and fried rice
That's right, oh you Asian? You must be good at math
You prolly top of class, homie could you help me pass?
You prolly fresh off of the boat, aye what's it like in China?
Hey that's a little racist, chill out man I wasn't tryna
You being sensitive as hell, it's all jokes
Plenty folks that I know are all good with my quotes, damn
Oh, you Filipino? Please don't eat my cat
Y'all some crazy people over there to go do that
You ever had lumpia? Yeah that's my favorite dish
Stop asking me 'bout egg rolls, that's my only wish

[Verse 2]
And all our girls are fetishes, a category on the Hub
Get you a mail order bride, if you lacking on love
Y'all beaches are beautiful
So why's my family poor?
Tourism's the only thing keeping us from war
And matter fact, that ain't a fact these days
'Cause ISIS been causing ruckus up in my land these days, yeah
Police been the judge and jury, and definitely the execution
Shots ringing out, amidst the pillaging and looting
Your English is really good, when'd you get here?
Bro I've been here, "For real? That's weird"
Y'all Asians speak ching chong, ling long
Ha ha, blah blah
You privileged 'cause you are not black
Oh, you don't know 'bout racism
Ain't y'all smart or something? Ain't y'all all rich?
Tell that to my mother working three jobs just to feed me, bitch