[Chorus - Petey]
I'm running errands with my mom
(Running, running, running, running)
I'm running errands with my mom
(Running, running, running, running)
I'm running errands with my mom
(Running, running, running, running
With who?) My mom!
(With who?) My mom!

[Verse 1 - Petey, Mom, Girls]
I roll up to the car while I'm rapping to the beat
I'm so hardcore that I take the front seat
I ride shotgun like a nice young man
Yo what up, ladies? (Is that a mini-van?)
Windows rolled down, lots of gas in the tank
Where we going first, Mom? (We're stopping by the bank)
At the ATM, transaction was sweet
Mom before you go, don't forget your receipt
We back in the van, open up the skylight
Next stop is the salon! (Haircut?) No, just highlights
Mom parks the car and she takes her time
'Cuz she's mad conscientious and stays within the lines

[Chorus - Petey]
I'm running errands with my mom
(Running, running, running, running)
I'm running errands with my mom
(Running, running, running, running)
I'm running errands with my mom
(Running, running, running, running
With who?) My mom!
(With who?) My mom!
[Verse 2 - Petey, Mom, Petey & Mom]
At the salon with my gangsta lean
Getting all the gossip from lady magazines
You know that I'm the king, I spit an ill verse
Yo, you mad trippin' Linda - YOUR SHOES DON'T MATCH YOUR PURSE!
Rollin' down the street, next errand of the day
Time to pick up Lil Sis 'cause she's finished with ballet!

[Verse 3 - Lil Sis]
Lil Sis is in the house, ti-ti-ti-time to get amazed
My bro's got rhymes for minutes, but I got rhymes for days
See them other ballerinas, they all make me yawn
'Cuz this is [?] tutu, iller than Black Swan
Big brother's counting racks, but y'all know what's up
Where all my little sisters at? Throw-throw-throw-throw them hands up!

[Verse 4 - Petey, Mom, Petey & Lil Sis]
Running errands is so tight 'cuz my mom's as cool as ice
Where to next? Mom says, "Home!" We say, "Nice!"
Cook, Mom! Cook, Mom, whatchu cooking?
Cook, Mom! Cook, Mom, whatchu cooking?!

[Outro - Petey & Mom]
We out
Now throw some coupons at the camera, moms
What's up
Oh, here's some coupons
Soup, bacon, cheese, ha!
Holler at your moms!
Haha holler!
Oh, come on guys!