Cancer is my bestest friend
We do arts and crafts and we play pretend
Chemicals are there for me through and through
They bring me flowers and they make me Campbell's soup

Cancer is my bestest friend
We do arts and crafts and we play pretend
And I can't say that for anyone else

My stomach's in my head and my head's in my heart
And my heart's in my throat and my guts are all falling apart
As clean as a doctor's office smelling of bleach
My insides are sick as sick can be

My stomach's in my head and my head's in my heart
And my heart's in my throat and my guts are all falling apart
As clean as a doctor's office smelling of bleach
My insides are sick as sick can be

And I can't say that for anyone else