[Intro]
Woah

[Verse 1]
Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church
But she doesn't go
Still, she's on her knees and

[Chorus]
Scotty doesn't know
Oh, Scotty doesn't know-ow
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)

[Verse 2]
Fiona says she's out shoppin' (Uh, uh)
But she's under me and I'm not stoppin'

[Chorus]
'Cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)
[Verse 3]
I can't believe he's so trustin'
While I'm right behind you thrustin' (Woo)
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's tryin' not to moan
It's a three-way call and he knows nothin', nothin'

[Chorus]
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know, don't tell Scotty
'Cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty

[Post-Chorus]
We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know

[Bridge]
The parkin' lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
His front lawn in the snow
Laughin' so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
[Pre-Chorus]
I did her on his birthday

[Chorus]
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know

[Outro]
Scotty will know, Scotty has to know
Scotty's gotta know, gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty has to know, Scotty has to know
Scotty has to, Scotty has to, Scotty has to go
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know (Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know (Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't
Scotty doesn't know
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty's gotta go)
Ha-ha-ha
Aha, ha
I should probably let him know
That is so bad, so bad