Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday

She tells him she's in church
But she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees, and...

Scotty doesn't know, oh
Scotty doesn't know-oh
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(Don't tell Scotty!)

Fiona says she's out shopping
(What? What? What?)
But she's under me and I'm not stopping

'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
(Don't tell Scotty!)
I can't believe he's so trusting
(What? What? What? What?)
While I'm right behind you thrusting

Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three way call
And he knows nothin'
Nothin'

Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
So don't tell Scotty

We'll put on a show, everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...

The parking lot, in a car
Let's pull your buns apart
Back door, in the snow
Laughing so hard, 'cause...
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't knooooow

I'll still do you on your birthday
I'll fuck you too, Scotty...

'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...

So don't tell Scotty
We'll put on a show, everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...

Scotty's gotta know
Scotty's gonna know
Scotty's gotta know
Scotty's gonna know

Scotty's gonna know
Scotty's gonna know
Scotty's gonna know
Scotty's gonna
Scotty's gonna
Scotty's gonna go
Scotty's gotta go
Scotty's gotta go
Scotty's gotta go
Scotty's gotta go
Don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know