[Verse 1]
My cat, my cat, my cat
A dirty, dirty kitty
Spread out the centerfold
He's very, very pretty

[Verse 2]
My cat, my cat, my cat
He's sweet and mean, just like me
He's so fierce and fancy
Sophisticated pussy

[Bridge]
Left to his own devices
He loves to taste, to taste the violence
No hands can crucify him
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on

[Verse 3]
My cat, my cat, my cat
My dirty, dirty kitty
Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend
So vеry, very busy