[Verse 1]
I made you a cake so warm and blue
I made you a cake it's true
I made you a cake so warm and blue
But i never heard a word from you

[Verse 2]
I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue
I sent you a kiss it's true
I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue
But i never heard a word from you

[Verse 3]
I gave you my heart so tried and true
I gave my heart yes I did
I gave you my heart so tried and true
But I never heard a word from you

[Verse 4]
Talked to the mailman, he told me what he knows
Down in the cellar where no one ever goes
All the bottles and boxes with the ribbons undone
And a little dead mouse at the bottom of one
A just a little dead mouse at the bottom of one

[Outro]
So i got me some candy and i covered it with hair
Set it on fire underneath the basement stairs
When the ashes were done, i threw them in the lake
And i never heard a word from you