[Verse]
Call me Santa, all I want is your cookie
Double dip it in milk, give me some Yuletide nookie
Check your list, bitch, we all know I'm not nice
I'm slick, bitch, I sip pussy, pumpkin spice
Jiggle, jiggle dem balls, make 'em dance in LA
Double deckin' the halls, it's Clitmas tonight
I say, Merry Clitmas, I blow my load
Fuck a kiss, eat my pussy under the mistletoe
Fuck the patriarchy, baby, I'm a ho-ho-ho
Got the Clitmas spirit, baby, let me blow
Hahaha, sorry