[Verse 1: Ashnikko}
Yeah, I shot your mom in the dick
I'm an oversized midget, with a bucket of shit
Yeah, I like to pee
I'm that one kid, who hung your dog from a tree
I like women
Don't get me wrong
But there ain't nothing wrong
With a good old-fashioned dick
You can find me outside in a white van
Having sex with a pigeon, man
Yeah, and when I'm done with the pigeon
I let it fly back to the jungle
Cooor
Yeah, and it's easy to see
Ashnikko taking over MTV

[Verse 2: Joji]
Joji and Ashnikko
I fuck women a lot
Yeah, I like it
It's nice
Yeah, that's definitely a stroke
Mеdic! Medic!
Shit!
CPR!
I drank bleach at the bar
Now I no longеr can fuck women
Because I sound like a dying dog
Catch me in the Japanese kitchen
Just chillin, frying frogs