[Roddy]
Ice cold Rita
Never did I meet a girl who's half so cruel
I offered her a jewel
But she left me stuck
Stranded on a duck
What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy, Me?
That's Roddy St. James of Kensington

[Slugs]
Poor, poor Roddy, flushed down his own potty
Rita can't you find it in your heart
To help him

[Roddy]
How mean could one rat be
Ice cold Rita
Won't you be sweeter to me