S.A.L.A.A.M.

(Pokemon? sample)



"Hey, guess where the first ever writing was discovered?"

(scratching)

"Iraq..."



[Verse 1: MC Paul Barman]

Each world leader is such a turd eater

He won't write his own words, fill, or touch a bird feeder

I'm tellin' em'

Look past the melanin

To unbleached tan skeleton while our skin's still on

Putting the "gland" back in England

So erudite, this very night

From not even, just born bald till your hair be white

Clone wars are scored behind closed doors, according to an unknown source that fears feeling

Try a mug of Darjeeling

Ya'll presidents

Here's the deal

False Evidence, Appears Real

My passive-aggressive massive's impressive

Duncan Hines does a drunken bump n' grind to Dr. Funkenstein

He'll lend me a 10 spot

Or else get a pinch pot

Ashtray on his b-day

Now give me a rimshot



Laughter

Side-splitting, knee-slapper

From swollen bowel, Colin Powell

Died shitting on the crapper

Tony Blair should send cronies where he'd fight himself

It's only fair

Which he losed at Foosball he let loose a moose-call

"AWOOOOGAH!!"

A Huguenot caught Great White weight, height

Beluga sized, big balls to call themselves Prodistin

God is in

("Maybe I can be more clearer?")



(Peacekeepers)

Can't abide it

Send camera-guided heatseekers

They shouldn't show their face like beekeepers

Society Always Leaves An Alien Mark

When your man hit the dark land, the sharks pinned up a list

Like a casting call, Anarcho-Syndicalist

In the UK, crusade be danger-fraught

Fought to make the manger not

Look like a chamber pot

Pot-pot-potttttttttttttt



(MANY SAMPLES)



"Hey, guess where the first ever writing was discovered?"



"Iraq..."