Vulture Shark Sculpture Park

Are you feeling zip-zip? Are you ready for partying?

I need your field trip slip signed by a parent or guardian

But I understand if they don't want to sign it because most people find

Vulture Shark's Sculpture Park a little bit dangerous... Culture, hark!



There's Bunny Loafabread on a Sofabed

And Igloo Turtle leaps a big blue hurdle overhead

Lil Orphan Dolphin gets endorphins from golfing

She's looking lucky and reckless

Thanks to her Tumbleweed/Bumblebead Necklace



Let's watch a newborn gorilla dip a blue corn torilla chip.

There's Hamstergram to Amsterdam

With a robo-action-al hobo satchel perched on an ampersand

Don Quixote with a Calder 'stache is riding Donkey Odie



A sign says, "Don't Touch."

Balderdash! As if the oil on my skin could mess up an outdoor steel statue



What a bucolic setting

A whole house made of bedding

It's getting cold out. Oh wow, a wedding

The groom wore a costume, a very goth towel, a terrycloth cowl

He said, "I, Hairy Moth Owl, take you to bite off my head all the time

To lavish and mould me in quickness and stealth till death or we part

And you?"

The bride, a turtledove, replied

"You may kiss the fertile love inside

My girdle/glove divide."



Vulture Shark presided as host and proposed a toast:

He said, "Make your woman a momma, damn it

And spread more seeds on the planet than a pomegranate."

He'd copped her a Lepidoptera Helicopter,

A Dubuffet table with butter frogs and mice

A chopped liver goose, and Lincoln Logs of ice

I said, "Beg pardon

I brought the happy couple a Caterpillar Egg Carton."



We had our fill of turkey sandwiches made from traced hands

On butcher paper tablecloths with glasses of crayons



Marriage isn't an indivigin decision

I ran over a bridge and

Explored the park store run by Rebecca Pidgeon

Selling tight terrific sight specific environments;

Vulture Park Sculpture Park as depicted by Barman's Garments.