Buy Low, Sell High

Buy Low, Sell High

I know, Well why?

You reap what you sow when you keep what you owe

You get what you pay for

And if you bet then you stay poor... probably

I won jiggy jiggy zippos

Playing hungry hungry hippos

With fugly ugly strippos



Gambling is great, I've been fortunate

I've got a rambling estate with a porch in it

Or more like around it, In the form of a horseshoe

I got pickleball, badminton and tennis courts too

I got day old locks in my mail box, FEDex and dry ice

Even my lice lead a fly nice lifestyle

So hot it makes my wife smile, Somersault and do log rolls

I fill my dog's dog's bowl with well water



My small daughter said: "Dad

Every ivory is thriving and lively

I didn't get A's, but please don't deprive me of the ivory tower

How are you gonna get me in?

Huh? Huh? Huh? How?"

Good thing I rub shoulders with club member card holders

It turns out, Number 1 is least expensive

But number 2 is least pretentious

And I don't want my baby backstabbed

Smack dab in the middle of mac lab

When all she's trying to do is e-mail

Her dear old dad



Please, She's the bees knees

I mean jeez

My son burst into tears

I wrote his name in red ink and cursed him for years

I wanna sister not a shicksa

Did you know both black and jewish women both wear wigs?

What a cowinkydink

I put my hands down their pants and made my pinky stink

Drenched with sweat and the stench of pet

I frenched the wet

Whosie whatsits

Squeezed their oozy butt zits

Put my feet on their bottoms

And use them as Ottomans

Then make them start vacuuming

Bare witness, This is business acumen

It's one step at a time, Your reps on the line

I told mine to respectfully decline

Here's the deal memo

But the real emo, is to steal demos

It's exciting backing ends, I'm writing packet friends

I'm lighting frankincense

Roasting mini-marshmallows on toothpicks over candle

Holding hot mugs of tea by insulated handles

Called terrestrial reasoning's



But what is this called ginger tea?

The rain brings back the pain of an old injury

Holy moses (thats nice)

I got scholiosis's, as part of me feels my arteries slowly closes