[Vocals and dialogue: Oderus & Balsac]

[Intro, spoken]
You want me to be funny? You want me to be funny?
Hey, I got a request, I got a request though
What?
Let's do "Don's Bong Is Gone"
Don's... Bong...
Please, just once
You guys can't do it
Come on, Dong's--Don's Bong Is Gone, let's do it

You gotta let the vocal part start, and then you guys build up then you slowly fade out, okay? It's easy to do. Silence
Then the vocals start, okay? Then Derks starts with the vocals, then we sing a little bit together and then slowly...the music works in, yeah
...to tell a story that is deeper...

[Verse]
Where do I begin
To tell a story of a love that never wins
I've, uh, oh fuck...
Where do I start?

Where do I begin
To tell a story that is deeper than the sea
To tell you something of how you...to me
How do I start?
Where did I go wrong
When you began something that was more than a song
I thought I knew you when you sucked upon my schlong
Where did it go?

[Chorus]
(Don's bong is gone) Where
(Don's bong is gone) Where did you go now that you've
Oh, you've lost it all
(Don's bong is gone) When you looked and you turned away, I know
(Don's bong is gone) Yes I know, I know, I know

That you would never come back to me
When you
When you looked away

(Don's bong is gone) You came
(Don's bong is gone) To me
(Don's bong is gone) [?]
(Don's bong is gone, gone, gone!) [?]

[Bridge]
I will understand, you will understand
You will understand, you will understand
You will understand, [?]
You will understand, you will understand
You will understand, you will understand
You will understand, you will understand
You will understand, you will understand
You will understand, you will understand
You
What you did to me, [?]
[Outro]
(Don's bong is gone) Where do I begin
(Don's bong is gone) To tell a story that is deeper than the sea
(Don's bong is gone) To tell [?] like me
(Don's bong is gone) That's not my prob...lem

Ohhhh!

Thank you and goodnight, I hope we passed the audition
And you know...fuckin'...shit