[Verse 1]
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
Was the sound of bikers moaning as their crotches got rubbed
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
Come on, baby, hey
Stripper Christmas summer weekend every day
She liked heavy metal like her head was a hole
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
And they played heavy metal and she spun on a pole
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
She was the hottest stripper that I'd ever seen
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
But that was thirty years ago, you know what I mean?
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

[Chorus]
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Come on, baby, we'll destroy the world
Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Come on, baby, let's destroy the world
You're my summer Christmas stripper
I hope you're a girl
Now rock my world
[Chorus]
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Come on, baby, we'll destroy the world
You're my summer weekend Christmas metal stripper girl
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Come on, baby, we'll destroy the world
You're my summer Christmas stripper
I hope you're a girl
Because you rock my world

[Verse 2]
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
'Twas the weekend before summer and Christmas was near
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
When right beside the stage, who should suddenly appear?
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
A jolly old fat man had bought her a beer
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
Look's like she's going down Santa's chimney this year
(Ho, ho, ho, yeah)

[Chorus]
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Pushin' fifty, come destroy your world
Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl
Stripper Christmas
Summer weekend
Summer metal Jewish Christmas fest (Strippers)
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[Outro]
She's a ho, ho, ho
She's a ho, ho, ho
She's a ho, ho, ho ([?])
([?])
She's a ho, ho, ho ([?])
([?] twice nicely!)
(Woah-ho, ho, ho, ho)