This one's for the old schools...

[Part I: GWAR Theme]
Whoa whoa whoa
Let's get the Biledriver out here
Ohhh!

My wife has a face like a yak
She die in the field
Hunter shoot her

Gazing through
That toothy maw
You could not motherfuckin' titty-suckin' believe
What I motherfuckin' saw!
In my land, you know
There is no sun
There are no guns, okay!

Cause we are GWAR
And we'll go far
We've got guitars
We'll trash your bar

GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR!
[Part II: U Ain't Shit]
Ay! Ay! Ay!

My life is in a rut
I need a good kick in the butt
My mind meets the hand of doom
Don't you know, he's in this room

You ain't shit
Until you learn how to rock
You ain't shit
Until you learn

[Part III: Americanized]
Ohhh-a-ohhh
Oh-ohhh-oh-ohhh

A-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized
Nine tons of crack a day
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized
It's up my butt, the USA

U
USA, say!
U
US of A!
[Part IV: AEIOU]
U! U! U! U!
U! U! U! U!
A-E, A-E-I-O
U! U! U! U!
A-E, A-E-I-O
U! U! I-O-U

Yes, yes
These are Satan's vowels
No, no
These are Gor-Gor's vowels
Yes, yes
These are Satan's vowels
No n-n-no n-n-no n-n-no

[Part V: Pure As The Arctic Snow]
Ohhh-ohhh
As pure as the Arctic snow
Oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh
Pure as the Arctic snow
Go!

[Part VI: Bone Meal]
Hello, Robin!
Piles of dead corpses, we're turning the screws
Turned into bone meal for our troops to use
Get in the oven, get in the shower
Get a wheelbarrow, we'll be here for hours

Bone meal, better than no meal at all
Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the
Bone meal, better than no meal at all
Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the stall
Go!

[Part VII: Ollie North]
[Gibberish]

Ollie North
Ollie North (He knows it!)
Ollie North
Ollie North!

[Part VIII: I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)]
I'm in love
I'm in love with a dog named Pookie...

[Part IX: Time For Death]
So! So! So! So! So! So!

And now it's time for death
And now it's time for death
Death! Death!
(And now it's time for death)

[Part X: War Toy]
I'm so glad he is among us
I'm so glad he is a fungus
I'm so glad he is among us
Filled condoms!

[Part XI: Captain Crunch]
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of...

[Part XII: Rock & Roll Party Town]
Ahh!

Hey there girl
Do you like my big dick?
Hey there baby
Suck it 'til it gets real thick

Rock and roll party town
Rock and roll, gonna party down
Rock and roll party town
She's a rock and roller
She's a party stroller
Rock and fucking
Ohh!

[Part XIII: GWAR Theme]
Steel and leather, whips and chains
We've learned how to enjoy pain
Life in a cave ain't too roomy
Now only the penthouse will do me

Cause we are GWAR
And we'll go far
We've got guitars
We'll trash your bar!

GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR!

That's right, my wife!
She has a very nice vagina
Pittsburgh!
That is-a typical behavior
GWAR, GWAR, ohhh!

Here's to another 20 thousand years
Alright, the big rock and roll ending is coming now
Are you ready?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
GWAR!

Thank you! Thank you!
Ahhhh!
Here we go!

Goodnight!