Child!

[Verse 1]
Having a child
With a person I don't even know
Jumping up and down in the crowd
She got a face full of blow
Y'know

[Chorus]
She caught the sperm in her mouth
And then she put it down south
She didn't understand
That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan, aww

[Verse 2]
She's having a child
And she thinks that it's a clever stunt
What she's really going to get
Is a kick in the cunt
(It hurts!)

[Chorus]
Things went south
That's when I started to fuck in her mouth
She didn't understand
I'm a happy, dappy, Sammy Davis Jr. man, uh-huh
[Solo]
Ahh!
Chu! Chu!
Ahh!

[Chorus]
You want to get out of your life?
Well go fuck a rock star
Then you can quit your job
At the crummy fuckin' titty bar
Lying back 'gainst the wall
With your legs in the air
Crowd of fuckin' docs coming on
Like they really don't care
She took that fistful of sperm
Crammed it right up her womb
So she could lay with her legs in the air
In the hospital room
But there's one thing the little bitch don't understand
(She don't, she don't, she don't, she don't)
I don't have a dime
And I don't give a damn