[Verse 1]
I'm the manager with the mostest
I clear the profits from the concert grosses
I make it snow up GWAR noses
So now they follow me like I'm Moses
I'm not a Jew but God has chose us
So now I'm sitting on the riches of Croesus
I'm Sleazy and I think you oughta know this!

Girlies love me cause I wear the nice clotheses
They see the bulges when I strike the right poses
Pull my pants down and you ask me can you blow this
I say "Yes, if you want halitosis"
I can't help my pork's got trichinosis
I been ploonking a Shoney's hostess
I'm Sleazy and I think you oughta know this!

[Chorus]
Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip, rip everybody off

Think you oughta know this!

[Solo]
[Verse 2]
They're trying something that they hope you don't notice
A moral oligarchy, that is bogus
You know you're there when your family is homeless
You'll be beat in the streets with hoses
The grays are waiting underground while they clone us
They got a deal with the Masons to dispose us
Toxic waste causes cancer by osmosis
H.I.V. is crawling up your hoses
I'm the man with the guts to expose this
And people follow me like I'm Moses
So before you think it's hopeless
I'll start a coup right under their noses
Now they know they can't control us
So don't forget the man who broke this
I'm Sleazy and I think you oughta know this!