[Verse 1]
Barnyard stomp
All the animals
Barnyard stomp
All the animals
Barnyard stomp
All the animals and you

Barnyard stomp
All the animals
Barnyard stomp
All the animals
Barnyard stomp
All the animals and you

I got a dog
I got a cat
I got a hog
I got a bat
I got a funky fish
I got a funky fish
I got a pig log dig dog turkey log corny cob
Bang ding dong and a slappy dappy wigwam
Sex Cow!

[Verse 2]
I said
Barnyard stomp
All the animals
Barnyard stomp
I'm stomping animals
Barnyard stomp
And I'm stomping animals with you
I got
Barnyard stomp
All the animals
Barnyard stomp
I'm stomping animals
Barnyard stomp
And I'm stomping animals with you

I got you
I got you
Got you
I got you
I got you
I got you
I got you
I got you

[Bridge]
Down in the dark where the wild things grow
We're in there where the people don't go
Licking and sticking and piercing the pud
Blowing and hoeing and covered in mud
We don't care what the people say
Every day is tree frog day
Still they say we live in scuz-land
But that's where I met my cuz-band
Sex Cow!
Sex Cow!
Sex Cow!

[Chorus]
Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)
Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)

Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)
Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)
Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)

(Sex Cow! Sex Cow!) I'm in love with a crazy sex cow
(Sex Cow!) Baby I don't even know your name
(Sex Cow! Sex Cow!) Once you love sex cow
(Sex Cow!) Ain't nothing gonna be the same
It's just a

Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)
Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)
Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)

Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)
Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)
Sex Cow! (A-ooh!)
Sex Cow
Sex Cow
Sex Cow!

(A-ooh...)