We interrupt this cultural event for an emergency broadcast from our correspondent in Tokyo, Yokohamamama Kalamalahalaralaralaralaha-ha Lipschitz

Hello America! Gor-Gor big! Gor-Gor real big! Yokohama in flames! Gor-Gor leaving swathe of destruction as he head for Tokyo! Attempts to wake Godzilla, futile! Gor-Gor? Gor-Gor! Go- Gor-Gor-Gor!