[Verse 1]
Well I went to the river
Couldn't get across
I jumped on your papa
'Cause I thought he was a horse, now

[Chorus]
Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

[Verse 2]
Up she jumped
Down she fell
Her mouth flew open
Like a mussel shell, now

[Chorus]
Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

[Verse 3]
Your sister was a teddy
Your daddy was a bear
Put the muzzle on your mama
'Cause she had bad hair, now
[Chorus]
Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

[Verse 4]
If you want to hear
Your elephant laugh
Take him down to the river
Wash his yas-yas-yas, now

[Chorus]
Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

[Verse 5]
If you want to go to Heaven
When you d-i-e
You got to put on your collar
And your t-i-e, now

[Chorus]
Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean
[Verse 6]
Well if you want to get the rabbit
Out the l-o-g
You've got to put on the stump
Like a d-o-g, now

[Chorus]
Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

[Verse 7]
Well run here, doctor
Run here fast
See what's the matter with his
Yas-yas-yas, now

[Chorus]
Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Soap and water, for to keep it clean

[Outro]
Soap and water, for to keep it clean