I'll do whatever it takes to be an Alpha Chi

Alpha
Beta, Delta
Placenta
Zita, Smegma
Alfalfa

Hey, hey, hey girls, let's all look the same
And act really fucking stupid 'cause they like us that way

Hey, hey, hey boys, let's go to the frat party
The theme's white people, get your roofies ready

Shoot their parents' money away
And act like assholes every day

Wanna take a stroll down Greek row
Find the biggest pack of douchey football bros
Got their brand new polos on, yeah
Wanna spew a little on everyone
Wa-ooh

Hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes
I wanna hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes
I just wanna ruin their day
In one particular way

Wanna take a stroll down Greek row
Find the biggest pack of brainless female drones
Got their brand new whatevers on, yeah
Wanna spew a little on everyone
Wa-ooh
Ah-ooh
Wa-ooh

Wanna, wanna spew oh you, alpha-phalpha
Brainless fucking football dudes, delta-trelta
I'm a little kangaroo, gamma-jamma
Wanna, wanna fart and puke and spew on you