[Verse 1]
The will of man to end all man
A baby's smile from a vintage pram
A brand-new way to look at your life
Wouldn't that be nice?
Would you like more wine?

I believe in a new regime
A cotton fist, an elected queen
A hundred and seven billion lives lived
Take my advice, don't take my advice

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm learning the most depressing thing about life's living
Yet, we wake up each morning
Walk in the park, watch a bird eat a carcass
Pop to the shop whеre we shoplift bananas
And I don't know the sеcret, maybe everybody's just as crazy

[Verse 2]
And on Pangea, did it rain exactly like this? Exactly the same?
Sniffing "Pritt" sticks in the shade
Barely seven, had it made
Doctor, tell me, is it cancer?

[Chorus]
I'm learning the most depressing thing about life's living
Yet, we wake up each morning
Walk in the park, watch a bird eat a carcass
Pop to the shop where we shoplift bananas
And I don't know the secret, maybe everybody's just as crazy
As me