[Verse 1]
You said you use chocolate
When you and him take off all your clothes
Why the fuck you tell me that?
Can't drink that image out of my head

[Chorus]
Like a fish
That's how I drink these days
It numbs the envy I have
Against your tall, kind man
He's so much taller than I ever will be

[Verse 2]
You write me in a stranger's tone
And bring him along to my shows
Well, you need etiquette lessons
And I need something in my drink

[Chorus]
Like a fish
That's how I drink these days
It numbs the envy I have
Against your tall kind man
He's so much taller than I ever will be
[Bridge]
I dream about you four nights a week
Call me romantic
I wish that I could fill his shoes
But I'm only a 7

[Outro]
Like a fish
Pour me a Guinness man
She's probably screwing him now
Can make all the wisecracks in the world
But I will never be what she wants