[Verse 1]
He took nobody there with him
And he'll take nobody back
He drinks his herbal remedy
And tucks his stomach fat
He wanders up the hallway
Just before his show, he
Sees the newlyweds kiss
Eyes the bouquet rose

[Pre-Chorus 1]
He'll play the chords and sing
Despite despondent mind
Come heartache or hangups, he's your guy

[Chorus]
Wedding singer, whatcha gonna do?
Wedding's over, who'll go home with you?
Wedding singer, looks like you're not who you think you are

[Verse 2]
He finds the buffet empty
The chicken's cold and grey
The dirty chocolate fountain
The half-price potpourri
He mixes hooch and liquor
And grows his lonely grin, he's
A soft soul in decline
He's a Frenchman in Berlin
[Pre-Chorus 2]
He whispers to himself
As he's chewing on a bun
I'll always be a bridesmaid
And I'll never take one home

[Chorus]
Wedding singer, whatcha gonna do?
Wedding's over, who'll go home with you?
Wedding singer, looks like you're not who you think you are

[Bridge]
I'd like to welcome to the stage: Mr. Misery
He's not as bad as he might seem
He's just a bird without a tree
A player without a team
And just like all of us he learns
That life's adjusting dreams

[Chorus]
Wedding singer, whatcha gonna do?
(It's all about adjusting your dreams)
Wedding's over, who'll go home with you?
(No-one, that's my guess)
Wedding singer, looks like you're not who you think you are