Matt Maltese
If You Were on Fire
[Verse 1]
Everyone says you're so nice
I wish they'd see you for the cruel little monster you are
I wanna see you fall from your sweet little throne

[Chorus]
I couldn't hate somebody more if I tried
Let me put it real nicely
If you were on fire
I wouldn't put water on you
I'd just watch you die
Truly, I wish you a bad, bad life

[Verse 2]
You think you're better than me
Maybe that's true
But at least I won't end up down in hell
They've got a seat reserved for you
Oh yeah, they do

[Chorus]
I couldn't hate somebody more if I tried
Let me put it real nicely
If you were on fire
I wouldn't put water on you
I'd just watch you die
Truly, I wish you a bad, bad life
[Bridge]
(I wouldn't put water on, I wouldn't put water on)
(I wouldn't put water on, I wouldn't put water on) Bad, bad life
(I wouldn't put water on, I wouldn't put water on)
(I wouldn't put water on)

[Chorus]
I couldn't hate somebody more if I tried
Let me put it real nicely
If you were on fire
I wouldn't put water on you
I'd just watch you die
Truly, I wish you a bad, bad life

[Outro]
Truly, I wish you a bad, bad life
Truly, I wish you a bad, bad life