[Verse 1]
Your life makes mine look like a real farce
I don't blame you for despising my job
You said that men like me can't make their minds up
I think you're wrong, but I can't decide

[Pre-Chorus]
And when we went swimming
They made us sign a form
In case we drowned

[Chorus]
When I look back I won’t wallow
I’ve done that shit before and it don’t sit right
You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I

[Verse 2]
You have it in for all Americans
You don't like when I use their words for things
Well that's the joy of bеing half-Canadian
You get the worst of both worlds, it’s the bеst

[Pre-Chorus 2]
And when I had the jab
You interlocked our hands
In case I passed out
[Chorus]
When I look back I won't wallow
I’ll do my best to not romanticize
And every bird above is not a sparrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I
So do I
So do I

[Outro]
Oh they can see the funny side and so can I
Oh they can see the funny side and so can I