* Willy Nilly Willy Nilly
Willy Nilly Willy Nilly
Willy Nilly Willy Nilly, yeah
Willy Nilly Willy Nilly
Willy Nilly Willy Nilly
Willy Nilly Willy Nilly, yeah

This can of hairspray has a set of instructions
Don't puncture or incinerate
Don't use while operating heavy equipment

* repeat

Yeah I love your hair
Air, everybody needs air
But without my hairspray
How can I maintain control of my hair?

Those hairspray is hazardous to operate
Don't use around the kids or under medication, yeah

I don't use hairspray anymore
But I'm driving a big gas-guzzling car
I can't give it up!

* repeat
I really really love my hairspray
I really really need my hairspray
I really really love my hairspray