[Verse 1]
There was one open stool at the bar so I sat down right next to him
Some duded up dude in a suit and tie he was two sheets to the wind
What started off small talk kept gettin' bigger kinda like his puffed out chest
Every time I'd say somethin' he'd say somethin' to outdo what I said

[Pre-Chorus]
He had a faster fast car
Smoked a finer cigar
Only drank top shelf
While he got a little louder, went on a little prouder
I was thinkin' to myself

[Chorus]
I got somethin' money can't buy
My baby, she's right on the money
The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top
The bee's knees with a kiss like honey
Any hot shot, do me one better
Try to do me one better, best hang it up
As long as I got your lovin' I got somethin'
A one upper can't one up

[Verse 2]
I said, "Yeah, I fish a little and a matter of fact the other day I caught me a big one"
And before I could say what mine weighed he was braggin' bass tournament winnin'
As if he didn't know he looked down at my boots and asked if they were made of real leather
Just as I was about to lose my cool, thought of you and, girl, I kept it together
[Chorus]
'Cause I got somethin' money can't buy
My baby, she's right on the money
The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top
The bee's knees with a kiss like honey
Any hot shot, do me one better
Try to do me one better best hang it up
As long as I got your lovin' I got somethin'
A one upper can't one up

[Chorus]
I got somethin' money can't buy
My baby, she's right on the money
The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top
The bee's knees with a kiss like honey
Any hot shot, do me one better
Try to do me one better best hang it up
As long as I got your lovin' I got somethin'
A one upper can't one up
A one upper can't one up