[Verse 1]
Yeah, like a plastic cup, plastic queen
Like a plastic man in a plastic house with a plastic dream
Clinging to a plastic screen, face lit from a plastic beam
Face hurts from a plastic smile, on plastic days, in plastic scenes
Yeah, drastic scenes, uh, and elastic jeans
Matching your plastic shirt that you bought last week for your plastic team
You don't know what the plastic means, don't know where the plastic's been
Don't know who the plastic hurts, don't know who the plastic's seen
Look at you with your plastic watch, yeah, and your plastic whip
Ah, with your plastic friends, yeah, and your plastic chick
Yeah, you're a plastic prick, look at all your plastic shit

[Chorus]
Yeah, plastic slips with the plastic BBC
With the plastic N-I-double-G-E-R on the broad-day TV
With the plastic guy from the, ah, with the plastic guy, don't try me
With the plastic guy at the paper that thinks that Kano looks like Wiley
Yeah, look at this plastic place, yeah, look at those plastic slaves
All the plastic people on the plastic days
With the plastic BBC, plastic guys like me
Plastic N-I-double-G-E-R on the broad-day TV

[Chorus]
Look at you with your plastic watch, yeah, and your plastic whip
Ah, with your plastic friends, yeah, and your plastic chick
You're a plastic prick, look at all your plastic shit
Yeah, as the plastic melts, yeah, feel as the plastic drips
Yeah, plastic slips with the plastic BBC
With the plastic N-I-double-G-E-R on the broad-day TV
Plastic guys like me
Plastic N-I-double-G-E-R on the broad-day TV
[Outro]
Plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic
Plastic, plastic, plastic
Plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic
Plastic, plastic, plastic
Plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic
Plastic, plastic, plastic
Plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic