[Verse 1]
She is my drama queen
She is so wet and reckless
She is my drama queen
She dangles from her necklace

[Chorus]
Daddy's little bundle of joy
Out of a magazine
Everyone's drama queen
Is old enough to bleed, now

[Verse 2]
She is my drama queen
Her life is now unfolding
There goes my drama queen
What do you think she's holding?
Hey, little drama queen
Oh, did you find your savior?
Oh, little drama queen
You better call a lawyer

[Chorus]
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Daddy's little bundle of joy
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Out of a magazine
Everyone's drama queen
Is old enough to bleed, now
[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 3]
Hey, little drama queen
From New York to San Francisco
Everyone's drama queen
I think she's going psycho

[Chorus]
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Daddy's little bundle of joy
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Out of a magazine
Everyone's drama queen
Is old enough to bleed, now

[Outro]
She's old enough to bleed, now
She's old enough to bleed, now