[Verse 1]
Started at the age of 4
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size 4

[Pre-Chorus]
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose
Is making room for the one and only

[Chorus]
King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
In a leather thong
King for a day
Princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys
Get a load of me

[Verse 2]
My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in the drag queen?
Don't knock it until you tried it
[Pre-Chorus]
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose
Is making room for the one and only

[Chorus]
King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
In a leather thong
King for a day
Princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys
Get a load of me

[Instrumental Break]

[Pre-Chorus]
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose
Is making room for the one and only

[Chorus]
King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
In a leather thong
King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
In a leather thong
King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
In a leather thong
King for a day
Princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys
Just wait 'til all the guys
Just wait 'til all the guys
Get a load of me
[Instrumental Outro]