You can never go down
Can never go down
Can never go down the drain
You can never go down
Can never go down
Can never go down the drain

You're bigger than the water
You're bigger than the soap
You're much bigger than all the bubbles
And bigger than your telescope, so you see...

You can never go down
Can never go down
Can never go down the drain
You can never go down
Can never go down
Can never go down the drain

The rain may go down
But you can't go down
You're bigger than any bathroom drain
You can never go down
Can never go down
Can never go down the drain