It's my loss, you can have the last dance with her
I'll turn tail to my room, I don't mind. I was born doomed
Nintendo will save and everyone else from the bear in the china shop
Schoolyard fights spared by decency
A broken heart mended by Final Fantasy
Try out for the team?
Fuck no, I'm Wolverine

Reciting a mantra of Monty Python quotes stifles my 14 year hate
Oh, I'll smile it off when I bloody my knuckles as I punch you out
You've ruined my life, you well-dressed apes
I demand some reparations, I've got big plans for your information
I'll nail you to a cross and slit your throat in front of the whole entire junior high
Burn your grandmother's house down

[Dan]
Hey Tim, that's not funny, my grandmother's dead!

[Tim]
And I'll burn her grave down! (Aghh) [evil laughter]

[Spoken]
Cliff Burton bass solo, take one

This will be the ultimate dork's revenge
I win
Fuck you
Shit!

[female voice sample]
Now turn the record over, and we will continue on the other side