[Sample]
Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

[Verse 1]
My first drink I will sink quicker than the Titanic
Got them titanium livers and no time management
Goodbye damaging the bar, smash quicker than
An Islamic Vatican preaching in Iraq
Spot the flame on the shot of the shop
Quicker than giving the wrong James a rock
Veins are popping out of my neck, ain't out of it yet
Now wouldn't having a dog, not from the pound or the vet
From the bottle I like I dream a genie seen me
Leaning over your bar for your bottle of Beam, I shout
"Truce, vamoose and one, two, three"
Take more out of booze than it's taking out of me

[Chorus]
(Hello you old bastard, what are you drinking?)
Three pints of Swan like (boom boom boom)
Three Jager bombs like (boom boom boom)
Yeah I take 'em on like (boom boom boom)
I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king
Whiskies on the rocks like (boom boom boom)
Three Sambuca shots like (boom boom boom)
More memory loss like (boom boom boom)
I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king
[Verse 2]
My girl's like, "You were acting like a bastard last night"
Swinging a bar stool in a barf-like bar fight
Heart like hope when you're giving me the jizz
'Cause my heart's like "go" but my action's like "oh"
When I sink booze, gotta start thinking
Always do sober what you said you'd do drinking
Just another link in the chain, lose control
Hit the wall like a little ink in my name (Paul)
But nothing change, I drink till I'm demented
Nine shots at a time like 50 Cent did (go, go)
An expensive habit, drinking the bar out
When I pass out underneath the bar's Draught spout
I've got a jarred mouth, said the lager's down
Quicker than fucking Paris, smoother than Peter Garrett's head
I can't calm down, if my crew come round
With a carton of Crown, we'll drink till it's dead

[Chorus]
Three pints of Swan like (boom boom boom)
Three Jager bombs like (boom boom boom)
Yeah I take 'em on like (boom boom boom)
I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king
Whiskeys on the rocks like (boom boom boom)
Three Sambuca shots like (boom boom boom)
More memory loss like (boom boom boom)
I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king
[Bridge]
Life is a waste of time and some say
Time is a waste of life and if you get
Wasted all the time, then you might just
Have the time of your life, check it out, get
Wasted all the time, D-rapht get
Wasted all the time, Trigga trials get
Wasted all the time, Obese get
Wasted all the time (Check)

[Verse 3]
Picking up where we left at the liquor
Hot spots on my face like an Obey sticker
Hiccough like my shivers, stiffer than rigor mortis
The bar's like tip up that bottle when ya pour it
Full as a chorus (boom boom boom)
Like cops on your door it's (boom boom boom)
(Ha!) My girl's like "Paul, don't get wrecked"
'Cause when you piss you hit the bed, passing out before sex
The Four X Gold, four bets cold
Colder than the cold who stole the T-Rex soul
I'm sold for whatever whether the fuckin' better
Better in the summer, man, but whatever the weather
We moving, move like a high school shooting
Get more booze in, class Sebastian's music (oh)
More booze than the Brokeback movie (oh)
The next round's for my crew, yep, let me have
[Chorus]
Three pints of Swan like (boom boom boom)
Three Jager bombs like (boom boom boom)
Yeah I take 'em on like (boom boom boom)
I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king
Whiskeys on the rocks like (boom boom boom)
Three Sambuca shots like (boom boom boom)
More memory loss like (boom boom boom)
I'm a bastard when I drink quick, I'm a king