(Michael Myers)
Halloween's coming a little early this year
How do you kill me?
I am immortal


Still here
I am the one that's insane
I see the blood in ya veins
I've become one with the pain
I smell fear
We haven't been properly introduced Jason
C'mere
I got a hook for you in the basement
(Ha)
I got a doctor
A nurse
A hag
And a hillbilly
It's one against eight boy
You lookin' real silly´

(Jason Vorhees)
Yeah I'm ready
I'll go and grab my machete
And watch ya body pop
Scatter and drop like confetti
I'm superhuman
You?
Just a bunch of amateurs
And myers?
Please
Lookin' like a junior high janitor
I'm an undefeated evil in this twisted life
So when you're on the killing floor
You'll need more than a kitchen knife
I'm lurking in the shadows with a big surprise
Lift you high
Slice you chin to thigh
You only live to die
(Chorus)
Who is the psycho killer of the match
Chase 'em through the woods
I can see their tracks
Now this ain't funny
So don't you dare laugh
Just another case about a bloodbath

Who is the psycho killer of the match
Chase 'em through the woods
I can see their tracks
Now this ain't funny
So don't you dare laugh
Just another case about a bloodbath

(Michael Myers)
I insist you give up this instance
Cause I don't need these misfits
To dismiss this dimwit
That can't use his sixth sense
To get kids with footprints
That's going into this tent
How can you be this dense?

(Jason Vorhees)
Listen
This is strictly for vengeance
So if you die
Don't take it personal
It's business
I slaughter and execute
The globe will bear witness
My carnage will consume
The souls of my victims
(Michael Myers)
(Ha! Haha)
You call yourself a killer?
You drowned in a lake
I murdered my own sister
Killed my own kinfolk
How do you catch this bimbo?
Just throw a freaking bear trap
In front of an open window
You know how many people tried to chop me up?
You look like you stand in front of nets
Blocking hockey pucks
Little Jason probably fled by the wayside
But don't try to get away
You'll be dead by the daylight

(Jason Vorhees)
When I show up
It's something like a slasher flick
The only difference is
There is no sequel after this
Ask yourself
How long will you last?
Nobody cared about who I was
Till I put on the mask
They called me "freak show"
And drowned me down in crystal lake
They all tought that I was dead
Big mistake
They really think that they can
Hide behind a tree and kneel?
I make their skin curl
Right before they bleed and spill
Their guts all over the floor
Watch 'em scream and squeal
My momma told me to murder
I got some teens to kill
And I will do the same to you
I know it seems surreal
But now you little killers know
That Mr. Voorhees is real
(Chorus)
Who is the psycho killer of the match
Chase 'em through the woods
I can see their tracks
Now this ain't funny
So don't you dare laugh
Just another case about a bloodbath

Who is the psycho killer of the match
Chase 'em through the woods
I can see their tracks
Now this ain't funny
So don't you dare laugh
Just another case about a bloodbath